nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
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Why the fuck is there like an endless supply of lesbians on Tumblr and yet I can find none in real life?
this is so much truth that I can’t even fathom it
(Source: cl0udfucking9, via sammismile)
“We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented.”
(via 2amconversations)
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Every day I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one mad. I have such a desire to do everything, my head is bursting with it.
Claude Monet (via larmoyante)
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Shit just got real fast didn’t it?
choking
(Source: atheist-me, via sammismile)
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
GANDALF THE GAY
For the fucking comments oh my GOD.
Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.
(Source: gfrees, via heyfunniest)
| me: | *laughs* |
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| parents: | what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us |
omfg
