nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go noOT NOOT
Why the fuck is there like an endless supply of...
hi-itslynann: this is so much truth that I can’t even fathom it
Every day I discover more and more beautiful things. It’s enough to drive one...– Claude Monet (via larmoyante)
parents: what's so funny what's going on who are you talking to can i see what's the joke haha i bet that's great what are you trying to hide from us
You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...– Pan’s Labryrinth (via buttcruncher)
jakemalik: jakemalik: jakemalik: can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge SOMEONE HELP fuck u anons
me: *downloads a new episode, streams a movie, checks e-mail, plays bejeweled, has 24 tabs of tumblr open, opens facebook, reads a fanfic, plays spotify, downloads textures, watches cat videos on youtube, checks twitter, downloads album, checks weather, catches up on the news*
me: why is my internet so slow?
nahlou: i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
64kbps: gamsee: what do you mean i cant name my son dorito because thats nacho son well it’s nacho problem and i don’t wanna taco bout it
That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If...– Charles Bukowski, Women (via aquaticuss)
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
depression-is-drowning: paintedbreath: i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life Reblog every time I see this.
Straight person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant person: Gay.
Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
Straight person: ...
Ignorant person: oh...
Straight person: Go fuck yourself.